No.1OCT 2026

The Effective Plague

A groundhog in a leather beak mask and aviator goggles, glowing with electric-blue energy, flying through space
It can't be
contained!
Featuring Patient Zero, the masked groundhog of Siberia

Ticker $e/plague · Solana

One test tube broke.
Everything accelerated.

Somewhere in Siberia a groundhog in a beak mask got out of the lab and kept going. It escaped quarantine and lit up blue. Now it doesn't slow down. This is its comic, its chart and its colony.

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Chapter 1

Origin Story

The real groundhog wearing a leather beak mask and goggles, held in two hands
Before the glow, Patient Zero was a groundhog in a mask.
Comic panel: the groundhog bursts out of a shattered containment tube
Then the glass broke…
KRSSH!
The groundhog glowing blue, flying through space
…and it never stopped accelerating.
ZWOOM!

Uncontainable

No tube, no ward and no hazmat team has held it so far.

Effective

e/acc said speed up. e/plague says spread out.

Colony-powered

Every holder joins the colony. The colony only goes one way.

Chapter 2

Spread Rate

Live from DexScreener. Set the contract address and the chart fills in.

Price—
Market cap—
24h volume—
Liquidity—
24h change—

The chart is in quarantine.
It goes live as soon as the contract address is set.

Chapter 3

Plague at Russia

Siberian outbreak memes. Tap one to open it full size and save it.

Chapter 4

Field Report: Irkutsk

What the real news says, in our own words. Follow the links for the full reporting.

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